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So I was doing some favor for this reporter im friends
with here. Hes like can you go with us to the orange farm, im like sure I go
there all the time and help them pick and bag oranges. No I really do they
pay me in oranges so im like game to pick a few and bag allot. It easy and
hey all the oranges I want. But yeah so he wants to put a pic of the oranges
and I in the paper. The oranges are called Washington navels. So the catch
to the pic was we need you to show a pic of your naval and the oranges
naval. I was like yeah-nice joke. Hes like no it will be good for the orange
sales. Im like yeah what ever I eat the oranges that’s good enough how about
a pic of me eating an orange. Hes like no the oranges are called naval
oranges. He looked at me and then looked at the farmer and said it’s for the
good of the farm. The farmer looks at me and nods and im like dame it you
guys suck. But we cut a great deal I get all the oranges I want for the rest
of my life. SO yeah now im all over Taiwan and look like the orange porn
star.
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