Aaahhhhh I HATE WRITING. I haven’t written to anyone I just cut myself off from the world and have been living. I fell bad but I don’t. I have just had so many great experiences to many to write. Look I have come to the conclusion that this is what I am going to do. I am just going to start a bit of each story. And when I get back home in 3 months I'll just sit down for a few days (1 year) write everything and go to kinkos put it all in a book and every one can give me a few bucks (1 million dollars) and read it all. Bad-ah Bing Bad-ha BOOM and then I begin my book tour and do a signing in the local Barnes and Nobel hahaha. Then go on my international tour. Because I hate sitting here and being like yeah I did this and this and this and it was so amazing. Because I am just wasting time of more stuff I can be doing. And I really don’t want to spend my time writing to you guys back home because I'll be back home before I know it and I'll be pissed that I wasted time telling you everything when I could of done it when I was already home. SO yeah I will write a few things today to make you laugh. I was raided by cops in my country house here in Shuilie but this is a long story so you can read it in the book. I have changed host family. So I don’t have the 3 Little devils any more, or better known as host sister. I have given a speech to all the important rotary members who push the money for the Taiwan rotary programs. And my job was to represent the exchange program in Taiwan. Oh no pressure. I was like ok if I don't convince these people I'll be responsible for the end of ROTARY EXCHANGE in Taiwan. And it went well. I was like this program is the future of world peace and if you don’t support this program you are responsible for us never reaching world peace. And we need rotary to send more exchange students around the world to open the minds of country's and for the youth to learn and have an open mind. And you have the opportunity today, right now to change the world with the youth and the future of the world. It was great. I got them thinking. I made Rotarians think. Not an easy thing to do when you are the role model of some thing. And all this was done in Chinese. God still rocks every day I learn more. My language is great I am on the ball to get the writing and reading thing down. But ok I live in shuilie and in shill people speak more Taiwanese then Chinese. So people always speak this mixed language of Chinese Taiwanese to me. And when I go to Taipei were everyone only speaks Chinese people look at me funny when I speak because I have this country Taiwanese Chinese thing going. I got the hilly Billy Mr., Lee thing going. People more times then none like more then the typical foreigner who just speaks text book Chinese. (The rest of the exchange students) I just started studying sad but true. What 6 months and yeah I didn’t have a teacher and I was like what ever I rather just listen and pick it up as I go and that’s what has happen. The other exchange student’s there language is fairly well. But they can read and write some. But I suck when it comes to writing and reading. And yeah don’t want to waste the opportunities so I have started to practices with a teacher in my school. Give me a month and it will be in my pocket. I have gotten really good at my tai chi and meditating. I practiced with this old man last week in Taipei in CKS memorial hall. It was so cool we did this form called push hand. It's intense because you can't move your feet and have to move their force and the energy of the ground and move their forces back to them. Basically, I have to turn my body into gum-be and move like I was in the matrix. And be meditating the entire time. But after an hour I was doing with my eyes closed and feeling everything around me. Amazing. I'm trying to open my mind to different things and the power of the body. The old man was cool. He's like you skate board, I had my skateboard with me he couldn't read my mind. (He wasn’t morphias) And I was like yeah. And I also surf I told him. He's like ok move me like how you move water with your legs. But now use your hands and don't move your legs. Your legs are like roots and they will transport the earth’s energy through the body. But you have to close your eyes and imagine you are surfing. And it was amazing. He said never look at an opponent as some one you are fighting, rather see it as something you’re surfing. I was like wow deep and the world is so much greener now. I have met so many amazing people. I have slept on the streets and hitched hiked around and just taken every thing out of Taiwan. I haven’t like gotten a normal schedule I am just none stop going from place to place and not wasting time. Every second is a second gained or lost. And I am so much happier. My parents come soon. That’s going to be great. OOH I have a girl friend and I just spent a week with her parents that came from Brazil. That was like meet the parents. It was quit interesting. We had such a great time. Her dad was so much like me. Crazy. We had a great time. Her mom well she’s hot. And the best, so cool. I remembered the great words from my grandfather,” If you find a beautiful girl and things get serious all ways meet the mother and if the mother is not good looking take that as a note for the future but if the mother is hot well she's a keeper. “ HAHAHA thanks grandpa. The wisest man alive. So no I get along with them. Her father owns a clothing factory in Brazil. And he is a Rotarian. So we were at a lunch event with some other Rotarians. He speaks little English and no Chinese. And the Rotarians speak English and no Portuguese. And there's me. The moment of truth, the translator. All I have to say God is amazing because I understand Portuguese a lot better then chemistry and I speak Chinese. And I understand the Chinese people and the way they do business. Ok let me explain to you how Latinos do business. They just go to the top guy and tell OK-OK this is what I need and this is what we got to do. Blah blah let’s have a rum and coke and then play some dominoes and we'll figure it out. But I tried to explain to her father this is Taiwan they have like the oldest coulter and oldest way of doing business we can't do it like that. It takes time and respect and honor and we can't just go play with numbers and ask for something if we Haven’t properly gone from step one to 56. And at the table was a man who works for a company that produces raw fabric. I know 2 shits and a stick about clothes. But I know people and I know Latinos and Asians and how they think. So the father spoke and I was there to translate. But I gave them what they wanted to hear. Father. (I want to buy a lot of raw material and make it clothes.) In Portuguese. I translate in Chinese/English. (I just want to say thank you for taking time to listen to me. I would be honored to buy (raw material I have no clue how to say this word in Chinese) from You. I have heard that your company has a well-made and respected product and that’s what I am looking for. People that put their honor and name and value in their product. I am looking to make my family business a brother to your family business.) Businessman says (ohhhh yes yes thank you great ok ok ok.) Fathers like uhhh ok (and good price.) I'm like (were looking for a product that can represent an honorable and reasonable price that we can talk about and have a dinner over and work out face to face.) The Businessman, (stands up shakes hands and say yes we can do business and has a nice smile on his face and saying yes yes-ok ok. Gives my girl friends father his card and gives me his hand and says ok.) The father looks at me and says ok. And I am thinking I love Taiwan. I have now come to the conclusion this year was the best thing I could have ever done. I would of never learned this in college. Yeah I am going to produce my chopsticks in china sell them to Latin America so girls can use them to hold there hair up and have my company in America. Yeah God is great. Thanks Bob